#23234 - HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.